Harry Potter and…

FRIENDS repeated quotes:
Ross’s “Hi”
Phoebe’s “Regina Phalange”
Chandler’s “Could…”
Rachel’s “NOOOO”
Monica’s “I know!”
Joey’s “How you doin’?”

huggablehemmo:

mistersailor:

IS THIS REAL

LIFE OR IS THIS FANTASY

If kids can’t socialize, who should parents blame? Simple: They should blame themselves. This is the argument advanced in It’s Complicated: The Social Lives of Networked Teens, by Microsoft researcher Danah Boyd. Boyd—full disclosure, a friend of mine—has spent a decade interviewing hundreds of teens about their online lives.

What she has found, over and over, is that teenagers would love to socialize face-to-face with their friends. But adult society won’t let them. “Teens aren’t addicted to social media. They’re addicted to each other,” Boyd says. “They’re not allowed to hang out the way you and I did, so they’ve moved it online.”

It’s true. As a teenager in the early ’80s I could roam pretty widely with my friends, as long as we were back by dark. But over the next three decades, the media began delivering a metronomic diet of horrifying but rare child-abduction stories, and parents shortened the leash on their kids. Politicians warned of incipient waves of youth wilding and superpredators (neither of which emerged). Municipalities crafted anti-loitering laws and curfews to keep young people from congregating alone. New neighborhoods had fewer public spaces. Crime rates plummeted, but moral panic soared. Meanwhile, increased competition to get into college meant well-off parents began heavily scheduling their kids’ after-school lives.

The result, Boyd discovered, is that today’s teens have neither the time nor the freedom to hang out. So their avid migration to social media is a rational response to a crazy situation. They’d rather socialize F2F, so long as it’s unstructured and away from grown-ups. “I don’t care where,” one told Boyd wistfully, “just not home.

excepttheeyes:

For my brat of a best friend, threemarauders, who came up with the idea AU: James Potter’s memory is modified by Death Eaters and joins Voldemort. Now that I’ve made it into a set, let’s never talk about it again, okay?

your failure to understand that there are things much worse than death has always been your greatest weakness

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

Bilbo + being a cutie in DoS